helga http://helga.i.ph/blogs/helga Calliope-powered blog Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:25:00 +0000 http://calliopeblogs.com/?v=2.0 en A Normal Blog Entry http://helga.i.ph/blogs/helga/?p=9 http://helga.i.ph/blogs/helga/?p=9#comments Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:25:00 +0000 helga http://helga.i.ph/blogs/helga/?p=9 This is a normal blog entry

About nerdery

Nerdery.

  • Don't
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  2. this
  3. is
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Are you not wonderful

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Underlined

All three now!

ARIAL BLACK!

K, enough.

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I R LAZEH.

]]> I Have Another Cat http://helga.i.ph/blogs/helga/?p=7 http://helga.i.ph/blogs/helga/?p=7#comments Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:07:00 +0000 helga http://helga.i.ph/blogs/helga/?p=7 His name is Silly.

 http://glassowater.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/black-cat.jpg

Not Silly.

]]> I Have A Cat http://helga.i.ph/blogs/helga/?p=6 http://helga.i.ph/blogs/helga/?p=6#comments Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:04:00 +0000 helga http://helga.i.ph/blogs/helga/?p=6 My cat's name is Peachy.

 Siamese Cat

That isn't Peachy.

]]> Oh Hai Hai Hai http://helga.i.ph/blogs/helga/?p=5 http://helga.i.ph/blogs/helga/?p=5#comments Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:39:00 +0000 helga http://helga.i.ph/blogs/helga/?p=5 Asdfg qwerty

Contrary to popular belief, Lorem Ipsum is not simply random text. It has roots in a piece of classical Latin literature from 45 BC, making it over 2000 years old. Richard McClintock, a Latin professor at Hampden-Sydney College in Virginia, looked up one of the more obscure Latin words, consectetur, from a Lorem Ipsum passage, and going through the cites of the word in classical literature, discovered the undoubtable source. Lorem Ipsum comes from sections 1.10.32 and 1.10.33 of "de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum" (The Extremes of Good and Evil) by Cicero, written in 45 BC. This book is a treatise on the theory of ethics, very popular during the Renaissance. The first line of Lorem Ipsum, "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet..", comes from a line in section 1.10.32.

]]> Office One-Liners, 1. http://helga.i.ph/blogs/helga/?p=4 http://helga.i.ph/blogs/helga/?p=4#comments Fri, 25 Jul 2008 19:33:00 +0000 helga http://helga.i.ph/blogs/helga/?p=4 An office pet would be nice, to be quite honest.

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]]> Helgasms: The Fanlisting http://helga.i.ph/blogs/helga/?p=3 http://helga.i.ph/blogs/helga/?p=3#comments Thu, 26 Jun 2008 20:31:00 +0000 helga http://helga.i.ph/blogs/helga/?p=3 Apparently, fanlistings haven't gone out of style because my humpster, Tracy, just made one--- for me! So if you're a helgaholic looking for your helgafix, go join Helgasms. Yay!

 No, really. JOIN. I FORCE you to. Yay!

]]> Meme: Shuffle http://helga.i.ph/blogs/helga/?p=2 http://helga.i.ph/blogs/helga/?p=2#comments Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:40:00 +0000 helga http://helga.i.ph/blogs/helga/?p=2 - Put your music player on shuffle.

-Press forward for each question.

- Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense.

1. How are you feeling today? Backseat Sweetheart (Two Hours Traffic)2. Will you get far in life? Get It Together (India.Arie)
3. How do your friends see you? Sensitized (Kylie Minogue)
4. Will you get married? Alone Apart (Glen Hansard & Marketa Irglova) - OMG please no
5. What is your best friend’s theme song? Now At Last (Feist)
6. What is the story of your life? Did You Get My Message (Rachael Yamagata and Jason Mraz)
7. What was high school like? Just Another Girl (Peter Yorn)
8. How can you get ahead in life? Apartment 3 (Jill Cunniff)
9. What is the best thing about your friends? Lucy Doesn't Love You (Ivy)
10. What is today going to be like? Old Coyote (The Weepies)
11. What is in store for this weekend? With You (Chris Brown and Karina Pasian)
12. What song describes you? Death By Chocolate (Sia)
13. To describe your grandparents? Unfaithful (Rihana)
14. How is your life going? Brighter Than Sunshine (Aqualung)
15. What song will they play at your funeral? Be The One (The Ting Tings)
16. How does the world see you? Anyone Else But You (The Moldy Peacher) - NICE
17. Will you have a happy life? Love At First Sight (Kylie Minogue)
18. What do your friends really think of you?Radar (Britney Spears)
19. Do people secretly lust after you? I Hear The Bells (MIke Doughty)
20. How can I make myself happy? I Feel It All (Feist)
21. What should you do with your life? The Disco Song (Au Revoir Simone)
22. Will you ever have children? Cater 2 U (Destiny's Child)

 Okay!

]]> Herro, Darth Weber http://helga.i.ph/blogs/helga/?p=1 http://helga.i.ph/blogs/helga/?p=1#comments Fri, 20 Jun 2008 13:49:00 +0000 helga http://helga.i.ph/blogs/helga/?p=1